- Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
- to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
- don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
- at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
- folks are wise and some otherwise.
- Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
- candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
- men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
- The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
